Fuax Charm

Ok, Ok.. so the dating world or whatever you want to call it- is not always an easy one.
We all know that when it comes to attracting the opposite sex- sometimes it can be miss as often as it is hit.

If we didn't struggle- it wouldnt be so rewarding when something finally clicks, right?
Thats the name of the game..

BUT--->
This blog is dedicated to the cheaters of the system... (No, not the "unfaithful")- I'm talking about the 'used car salesmen' of the dating scene..
The fabricators of fact,
the DECEPTICONS...


WHEN DID IT BECOME OK TO BLATANTLY LIE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE IN ORDER TO ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEX?

This last weekend just gone- I met a guy who completly fabricated an entire life story with a very authentic sounding irish accent.. False name, false job, false nationality...
How charming that accent seemed to me. How tall and Irish you were..YOU FILTHY FUCKING LIAR.

I was blissfully unaware of that men actually do this (and keep it up for the entire night, regardless of how intoxicated they become) in order to lure the innocent member of the opposite sex into their web of lies.

I've never felt hunted before...
I was NOT happy.

So, this blog is about that nobody special, who lied to me and made me look like a fool.

The fact that you had to fabricate some false identity and accent to get my attention, means your the kind of guy who generally doesnt think that YOU as YOURSELF would be enough to catch my eye. . . And if YOU beleive that... So do I... and so will other girls.

Secondly, for you to have the audacity to text me repeatedly after that night and apologise for being such an ass, and to ask me to let you make it up to me by taking me out is both ludicrous and sad. I know nothing about you other than the fact that your a great liar. Forgive me if i dont feel the need to let you buy me tea and scones and shower me with MORE lies about how your not that kind of person.

Newsflash: You were that person on saturday night.. that's all the evidence I need.

Now, because of you, I might question every gorgeous foreign man's accent from here on out.

And you know what?
For all your apologies and doting texts- your STILL just that guy standing in a bar wishing he were someone else.. and that might be with biggest turn off I've ever experienced.


This one deserves better...

x bRee